Novi Sad

The ride from Novi Sad to Belgrade is hell. If you aren’t hell-bent on cycling every mile then I recommend taking a train instead.

I tried to avoid this leg’s crushing hills via a detour but I must’ve missed a turn. I ended up on a longer route with bigger hills through the Serbian National Forest, which included a monster 8%, 10km long winding hill climb with heavy truck traffic.

A brutal, brutal climb out of the Serbian National Forest

During the climb I was more or less irate and mumbling angry things at myself and the signage (or lack thereof). But by the time I reached the top I felt a sincere sense of accomplishment. Just a couple weeks ago I was hopping off The Green Machine to walk up hills that were a fraction this climb and now I concurred it from the saddle. This alone was worth the climb but it is the descent through the forest is what makes this detour special.

The forest offered a moist crisp breeze after the hot traffic-filled climb. There’s no pleasure without pain, or something. Deep in the forest is an abandoned Soviet cable tower that was striking and strangely beautiful. There is a hotel nearby the tower too.

Farther along today’s route is another detour that the EuroVelo signage urges you to take. Ignore them! It’s for a “weekend village” with nice views of the Danube. I assure you that these views are no nicer than any of the hundreds of other times you’ve seen the river by this point. The detour’s signage is unclear, and, of course, the climb up out of the detour is not only steep and unpaved, it is also filled with bloodthirsty mosquitos!

There’s heavy traffic from this detour on until about 10km outside of Belgrade where the EV6 signs took me off onto a quiet side road that led to a river path into Belgrade. The maps told me to take a cyclist elevator from the bridge that crosses into Belgrade back down to the water. The elevator was out of order and regardless it looked like a death trap even if it had worked. So I rode straight into Belgrade city center from the bridge.

Once I made it into Belgrade, I found a park bench, kicked my feet up, and searched for a hostel. The Happy Home Hostel was nearby with good reviews and a price tag of 10eur. That’ll do!

There’s no designated bike parking at the hostel, which almost put me off of the place but the attendant offered a rarely used door to which I could affix my bicycle.

The silliest spot I’ve left my bike so far

The host initially seemed short and just this side of rude. I convicted him of all sorts of crimes against hospitality. Then during his unwitting appeal, he informed me he’d just received terrible news and wouldn’t be able to give me the wifi info for a bit. The guy wasn’t being rude, he was suffering and trying to keep it together. A good reminder for not to ascribe malintent where another explanation would do.

After getting cleaned up it was onto the Happy Cow app, as always. Mandala Restaurant had the kind of reviews that only a masochist would ignore. And holy shit where they spot on. This is one of the best restaurants I’ve ever been to.

I sat down at the restaurant, which was quite literally out of a movie set. There were a cast and crew filming some soap opera just a couple of meters to my left.

A spicy Sazerac cocktail — this is my first cocktail of the trip somehow — and a carrot lox tartine to start. The tartine is large enough for two normal people or for one glutton, like me. You’d be an idiot not to order this dish.

Now, as a mushroom connoisseur, I’m used to a certain experience at restaurants: I order a dish named Mushroom X, only to find that despite being named as the lead, the mushrooms were in fact cast as extras. This is a form of fungicide that I simply can’t bear, and luckily for me, Mandala Restaurant agreed. I was treated to a heaping portion of grilled oyster mushrooms for the main course. They were slathered in a sweet BBQ sauce, with roasted potatoes, blistered cherry tomatoes, leeks, and you get the idea.

Then I ordered the chocolate berry for dessert. Another great call by me. Although I must admit to a sneaking suspicion that the success of my order had less to do with my prescience and more to do with the skill of Manadala’s chef and line cooks. Anyway, this dessert was gorgeous — a massive portion fit for three normal diners or, again, one glutton. Ganache, cherries, raspberry sorbet, and cookie crackers that if I’m honest would have been an addition via subtraction.

Mandala Restaurant is 10 out of 10!

After dinner, it was back to the Happy Home Hostel to play roommate roulette. Tomorrow I’ll take a rest day in Belgrade.

Today’s Miscellany

Lot’s of pullup challenges on the way into Belgrade

It’s my last day in Croatia. Up early at 6:15 am to relieve a certain pressure in my lower abdomen and get things ready by 7:30 for the pensioner breakfast.

I awoke with a little residual anxiety from yesterday’s roadside cyclist memorial. I’m a big fan of living and an even bigger fan of not getting killed by some idiot in a car. But I faced this fear as I clipped into my pedals and it melted away.

A Serbian poppy seed baklava and a mushroom pastry just over the border in Backa Palanka helped too. One bite into this mushroom pastry and I could tell that Serbia and I would get along just fine.

There’s lots of human activity in Backa Palanka. People walking between the central market and cafes, kids running around, old guys mosying in pairs with sandals on and with their bellies sticking out — an all-around pleasant environment. I even managed to find a calisthenics station where I completed today’s pullup challenge.

I stopped to pick up a sim card at Telenor on the advice of my friend, Simon. I think it was five euros for two weeks and 15gb of data. Telenor opened two hours late so I had some time to explore Backa Palanka. Back home this delay would have annoyed the hell out of me but in this context, it gives me an excuse to explore somewhere I’ll probably never visit again.

Anyway, today was a welcomed short ride from Ilok to Backa Palanka to Novi Sad. Aside from an hour of riding out of Backa Palanka on The 2, today’s ride was full of freshly paved bike lanes through a nature preserve with chirps, croaks, and ribbits that were so loud that I had to stop and take them all in. Then I passed through a god awful active cement plant on the way into Novi Sad.

Hello, particulate silica dust, meet Shane’s lungs. You two will be neighbors for a long time

I met a 66-year-old German man outside of Backa Palanka on the front end of a five-year worldwide tour; next stop Africa. We rode together for a kilometer or so then, I kid you not, he said he was having problems with his heart so he wanted to go very slowly and asked that I go ahead. Now that’s either a very desperate attempt to put distance between himself and me or a sign that his trip isn’t going to last five years. Either way, I made sure he was ok then headed onwards.

World’s worst selfie with the world tourist

Today was filled with what must have been seven or so pull-up challenges. Every few kilometers there seemed to be another calisthenics park. Nearly every time I stop for the challenge a curious or helpful Serbian walked up to ask me what I was up to on or to offer directions—I’m loving it.

After all the pullup challenges I made it to a vegan restaurant called Bananas Veggie & Raw in Novi Sad, Serbia’s second city. The food is good and I highly recommend it. Just try and arrive earlier in the afternoon than I did.

“Can I do the daily menu?”

“We out.”

“The Vegan Mac’n’Cheese then.”

“We out, sorry,” with a smile.

“How about the tortilla soup?”

“No tortillas.”

I’m laughing at this point.

“Ok then. Tofu scramble and the borscht?”

“Yes.”

Hooray! But I’d forgotten one very important thing: beer. So I ran inside after her and said, “And one beer please.”

By this time she is full-on laughing, “No beer today, just wine.”

“I’ll take the white.”

It was a good wine for under two euros so I really can’t complain.

Borscht + The First Lady of The United States

It’s not just the wine, I’m liking Novi Sad too. It has an old Soviet feel juxtaposed with a waterfront revitalization along the river. It’s buzzing with people, fancy buildings, and buses that have got to be Lenin first editions.

After dinner, I wandered around to find the city’s synagogue. It’s a beautiful building that has tragically been walled off by Novi Sad’s busiest road. There are no direct crosswalks from which to reach it. This building deserves better. I walked up to a plaque on the building’s front that read “FROM THIS BUILDING ON APRIL 26th, 1924 NOVI SAD JEWS WERE DEPORTED TO NAZI EXTERMINATION CAMPS”.

That sent a chill down my spine, the specificity of it. A single day that can be pointed to. The day before, Novi Sad had a Jewish community, by the 27th it did not. I shivered as I read those words and imagined the terror those people experienced.

As I walked past the synagogue I saw bicycle inspired street art that charts the history of cycling in the city. I commend those who advocate for cyclists in Eastern Europe because there is a lot of work to do and if they manage to do it, Eastern Europe will become an ideal place to ride.

I ambled away from the street art and into Beerokrate, a craft beer pub nearby where I started with an IPA recommended by the bartender. It was just ok. The next round was a Serbian wheat beer—perfect for a summer evening.

From my perch outside Beerokrate, I noticed people running into their friends or other acquaintances. Each time they were pleasantly surprised.

It just happened again as I wrote this in my journal. A dad and his daughter were riding their bikes past Beerokrate when they were stopped by a pair of the dad’s friends. Then an old woman was flagged down by two young women she knows to stop and chat. It’s nice to see people happy to interact.

That’s the stuff – like biting into a wheaty orange.

I should have mentioned my Croatian pension host in an earlier entry. On my way out of the pension, he went to his car to get me some change. It was a nice Mercedes so I complimented him on it. He told me that he has a German car and speaks German because he and his family drove there at the outbreak of the war and stayed there for years before moving back. If you happen to be in Ilok, Croatia, then you simply have to stay at his pension.

I’m excited for tomorrow because I’ll finally reach Belgrade!