Vienna to Bratislava

I awoke at 6:48 am to the loud sound of a Serbian guy snoring in the bunk across from me. But it wasn’t until 9 am that I’d managed to pack up, eat the hostel breakfast, and start riding.

Today’s ride was pretty boring. The normal route was under maintenance so there was a large detour that took me on some busy roads past endless and uninspiring wheatfields. The highlight of the ride was meeting an Australian family that was on a day trip from Vienna to Bratislava. The dad and I rode together for 3km or so.

Ok, “uninspiring” might have been a little harsh

He told me how he’d spent four years straight traveling overland around the world. He saved up as a bartender (he even lived above the bar) in London for a year, then off he went for the next four to slow travel and work. He talked about being in Ireland for the end of The Troubles and having experienced other world events at a personal scale.

Returning to the humdrum of one place after four years on the move must have been quite the shock. I didn’t get to ask him about it though because he decided to hang back with his family – fair enough – and I zoomed onward toward city center to find a room.

A warning to riders who are sensitive to loud noises: the way into Bratislava is, mercifully, separate from cars but holy shit is it loud.

I was hungry as hell so I fired up my HappyCow app as soon as I made it into Bratislava. Lucky me, a spot with rave reviews called Vegan Kiosk was nearby. I had the Tempeh Burger. Yuhm. I ended up back there for dinner too and had the Classic Cheeseburger, and a slice of their sweet bread. Yuhuhm. This place gets 10/10 from me. I recommend their Tempeh Burger without reservation but I’d avoid the panini, it does not compare to the other items on the menu.

Between meals, I found a craft beer pub where I thought I’d sit down for a pint and search the internet for a room. €23 and a couple hours later I had made four Slovakian friends and drank a lot of really good Eastern European beer. One of the two couples were into cycling. The guy was a bike messenger and the woman a photographer. They suggested my next tour should be around the Baltic Sea. I’m in!

I rode with this couple for a few minutes toward my hostel then said goodbye. My first night in Bratislava was a success. 

Vienna Continued

I moved on from The Leopold and lucked into a vegan counter service restaurant called Venuss. This place was awesome. The prices, portions, and quality were all just right. I got up to the register and learned that they do a 60% discount after 6 pm! What a find. 

After my first round, I ran it back with another serving of Viennese dumplings, goulash, and beer. I enjoyed a nice chat with a German woman who was in Vienna for her work in hospitality. I declined her invitation for dessert at Venuss and instead went back to Veganista for two more scoops of their ice cream: one basil and one chocolate banana. I’m nothing if not a loyal customer.

I walked around Vienna’s neighborhoods as I made my way back to the hostel. On the way, I heard an irresistible sound: a basketball being dribbled. Like a dog on his favorite scent, I walked toward the noise. Things were hopping and bopping. Food vendors, a live Q&A session, and, most importantly, people were playing pickup basketball. 

gametime

I stopped and played for a few games. 3-on-3 with one Austrian and three recent American college grads from the UCs and UW. It felt good and terrible to play. Good because I was playing basketball again. Bad because Ireland’s complete lack of basketball has me way out of practice. Anyways, a few wins and many missed layups later and it was time to call it a night. 

Tomorrow it’s on to Bratislava, Slovakia where Abby and I will reunite for the weekend.

Goodnight, Austria!

Vienna

Up at 7 am for a full day at Leopold Museum!

I’ve been excited about this day for a while so after delicious baked goods from Omas Backstube, I walked to the museum and waited with anticipation for it to open. The Leopold is ground zero for the legal dispute over the Schiele painting Portrait of Wally, which is housed there. It also has the largest collection of Schiele paintings anywhere in the world.

A carrot cake and two horseshoe-shaped treats that tasted nothing like a horseshoe

What a fantastic museum. I saw art by artists I’ve never seen or paid attention to before such as Max Oppenheimer, Albert Birkle, Rudolf Wacker, Oskar Kokoschka, Olga Wisinger-Florian, Edmund Kalb, Peter Altenberg, Richard Englander, Hans Kelsen, Rosa Mayreder, Martin Buber, Käthe Leichter, and Koloman Moser.

I wrote observations in my journal on what I saw but I’ll spare you most them. 

Edmund Kalb never sold a single painting and spent much of his life tilling an independent farm

By the time I finished the Edmund Kalb exhibition it was 12:36 pm and time for lunch so I walked up to the museum restaurant on Floor 2. First order of business: espresso. Second? A tofu Japanese curry, what else? 

After lunch, it was back to the art. I’d saved the best for last. I felt trepidatious walking to the Schiele rooms, as though I needed the art’s approval instead of the other way around. I savored every second in these rooms and looked through each at least twice. 

As the meandering looks from the museum staff turned from bored to hostile I sensed that The Leopold was closing. ‘I don’t want this to be over,’ I thought. I felt at once satisfied and melancholic. Until yesterday, I had only seen one-off pieces of Schiele’s work. A couple of paintings at the Neue Galerie in New York and that was about it. Then in just two afternoons, I’d seen almost all of his publicly exhibited work, from years of anticipation to completion in under 48 hours. It was an experience I won’t soon forget. Schiele was 28 years old when he died—my age now—and he painted enough high-quality art to reverberate across generations and bring joy to people like me.

I’ll treasure my day at The Leopold for as long as I remember it.

Today’s Miscellany

Oddly specific crimes to exhibit to the public

Linz to Zwentendorf an der Danau

Today was by far the longest ride of the trip at around 115 miles. 

I expected to stop in Melk but kept on until Zwentendorf. The campsite just outside of Linz sucked, avoid it if you can. A guy played loud hardcore German music until 11 pm. I’m tempted to say Rammstein then again that’s the only German hardcore rock ban that I know. 

Le Shite Campsite

It stayed hot until 7 pm when the sky cracked wide open and let fall a storm from hell. I got lucky again and found a cyclist pub at just the right moment. I took refuge there for an hour and ordered a beer. I made friends with a very drunk and gregarious Austrian guy. We talked about Arnold Schwarzenegger, the guy’s distaste for Austria’s military police (three of whom were drinking a few feet from us), and he tried to help find me a place to stay, to no avail. No problem though, a sopping wet campsite was just a few km from the pub in Zwentendorf. 

I should mention that today’s scorcher of a ride included a jaunt through the Wachau wine region. I stopped for a delicious glass of local Grüner. The towns in this region were at peak capacity with tourists fresh off their Danube river cruises clamoring to get in and out of tchotchke shops.

The views of the Wachau region were unique. Whereas in France the vineyards are atop sloping hills above the Loire, in Wachau the vines grow on the steep cliffs that drop straight down into the Danube. 

Vienna tomorrow!

Today’s Miscellany:

There was no such window
An unenthusiastic Pullup Challenge

Munich

Reunited

Today is the day Abby arrives in Munich. I couldn’t sleep past 6:45 am. I took a nice and slow start to the day with coffee at the campsite. And today was one of the first days in which I awoke to a completely dry tent, yippee!

Paulaner Beer Garden Pitstop

The next few days will bring welcomed rest and time with Abby in Munich. We’re in the middle of a historic heatwave for continental Europe so this break could not have come at a better time. 

Gluten tag

June 28-30 In Munich

Dinner at Bodhi is a great call

What a fun weekend. Abby and I met at the Flushing Meadows Hotel. Great spot in a fun neighborhood. 

I can’t recommend Bodhi Vegan enough, especially if you want Bavarian specialties made vegan. I had spaetzle, schnitzel, and knödel. I think Abby went with a seitan burger.

Answer to the riddle: Describe a bike with three wheels that isn’t a tricycle

We spent the weekend eating at awesome restaurants, drinking German beer along the Isar, exploring the city, going to the Deutsche Museum, watching city-center surfing, taking a walking tour, and eating pretzels. 

Great weekend. 

Back to the EuroVelo6 in Linz

Straubing to Passau

Today is set to be a scorcher: 32ºC. So I got up early at 6 am and out at 7:36 am. 

Natan and I crossed paths again after I took yet another wrong turn. We rode together for 60km and stopped for lunch at a Greek restaurant along the way after a couple of closed biergartens disappointed us. 

ZINC ZINC ZINC!

The campsite in Passau is on the river and is simply stunning. 

I’m excited for tomorrow. I’ll ride out of Germany and into Austria for the first time. But more importantly, I’ll take the train from Linz to Munich where I’ll see Abby for the first time in over a month!

If you don’t hear from me in a couple days send help. I’ll be in a diabetic coma!

Neustadt on der Danau to Regensberg to Straubing

I packed up camp this morning and had a cup of coffee with Simon and Camilla. Then I was off on my own at 8:30 am. The forecast is set for the high 20s so I wanted to beat the heat. 

I met a couple from Belgium today. The gentleman, Jens, flagged me down and asked if he could take a picture of me in my ridiculous looking sun gear. This is the first time anyone has done anything other than chuckle at all my sun sleeves. Turns out Jens is a skin cancer survivor and infectious disease researcher who spent his career trying (and largely succeeding) to cure HIV/AIDS. We talked touring bikes, climate, and sun protection gear for a bit then they zoomed off on their kitted out Dutch electric Santos bicycles, which were all I managed to capture from our meeting. 

Note the Pinion gearbox with Gates carbon drive

I reached Regensberg where I had planned to stay the night. But it was only 2 pm and the town seemed like more of a tourist stop with prices to match than it did a must-stay destination. So I pedaled on after a quick ride through the town’s medieval bridge and streets. 

From Regensberg to Straubing was a challenging ride due to its long straight unshaded dirt roads in the summer heat. But keep going for there is a reward on the horizon.

You’ll eventually reach Walhalla, Germany’s hall of fame. It’s perched high on a hill and well worth leaving your bike behind to go explore. In addition to being an imposing building reminiscent of, if not identical to, the US Supreme Court, its views out into Bavaria are unparalleled anywhere else along the EuroVelo 6.

By the time I reached camp it was 7 pm and I was dehydrated. So I did what any red-blooded touring cyclist would do and ordered a big cold German beer, dehydration be damned. 

The campsite attendant responded with a stern “Nein” when I (politely might I add) asked if he spoke English. It wasn’t five minutes later that I heard him having a pleasant conversation in good English with another camper.

This attendant took my food order: “Vegetarier, danka.” My order manifested as a massive tuna fish salad so that’s what I ate, plus an order of fries after my stomach told me the salad wasn’t enough for us. 

Then as I ordered my second beer, a Dunkel Weiss, who but Miguel showed up! Soon after, Natan the Swiss showed up too. 

Then it was off to the mosquito-infested zeltplatz to set up camp and to sleep.

As I laid in my tent thinking about today’s journey, I was struck by how the people I’d met on this trip—people like Maac, Miguel, Natan, Bharti, Simon, Camila, the others— and I had all hatched our plans independently and yet they conspired to bring us together, sometimes for days at a time, and to take us from strangers to friends. 

Donauwörth to Ingolstadt to Neustadt an der Donau

Rainbows on the Danube

Off to Ingolstadt — the home of Frankenstein and the signing place of the Reinheitsgebot (Germany’s beer purity law)!

But first, I had to take a hard look at my bicycle. For about the past week I’ve cursed my bike’s little wheels, my legs’ weakness, and the headwinds. This morning after too many cups of coffee it occurred to me that each of these wasn’t really the problem. Instead, I examined my drivetrain. It was filthy. After a week of riding in the mud and rain without fenders, all manner of twigs, mud, and pebbles had lodged themselves in my chain, cogs, and front cassette. Thanks to a sacrificial hotel towel, a 15-minute cleaning session, and a fresh coat of chain grease things went from feeling like I was slogging through mud (which in a way I was) to feeling like I’m riding a motorcycle. 

This early afternoon tested me. Confusing signage and construction led me down the wrong way. It was my own stubbornness though that led me to tear a hole in my bib shorts. 

What I thought was the correct route spit me out onto a construction zone. The bike path had been torn up so that a new path up along the river could be built. The new path was 20 or so feet up a steep mound of loose rubble and dirt but the path itself appeared rideable if only I could reach it. 

Instead of turning around and finding the proper detour I decided the best idea would be to try and roll my fully loaded bike up the steep hill. 

No dice.

‘No problem,’ I thought, ‘I’ll just heave my fully loaded steel bicycle up on my back and climb this mountain of loose dirt and rocks.’ Two-thirds of the way up this round mound of loose ground I lost my footing and slipped. Again, instead of stopping and looking for the detour I dug in. I heaved the bike up on my back once more and pushed to the top of the hill. 

Mistake.

At the summit, I quickly saw that the new path was blocked off ahead and I’d need to make my way down the hill that I’d just climbed. I realized at this point that my seat post was attached to my bib shorts by way of a nice little hole courtesy of a screw on my lock holster. Such is life. 

I was pissed at the world, the EU road maintenance crews, and the route itself. So pissed, in fact, that I neglected to document any of this episode with my camera. But I’ve accepted that my own stubborn reaction, despite being good-spirited—why not climb the mud mountain? It is an accomplishment of a sort—, was the real cause of my anger…and the new hole in my pants.

Now I’ve stopped for lunch — and a beer — in Neuberg.   

German apple pie and a hefeweizen are perfect anti-inflammatories for a bruised ego.

After lunch, I met a couple from Poland named Simon and Camilla. We rode together for the rest of the day. Simon is in Ingolstadt frequently for his work with Audi, which is headquartered there so he suggested that we stop at a great ice cream spot in town. I had a scoop of malaga. That’s rum, sweet wine, and raisins. 

Then we set our sites on a campsite 30km outside Ingolstadt in Neustadt an der Donau. On the way, we met a French-speaking Swiss named Natan who joined us for the rest of the ride. 

Unclear whether Natan is smiling here

Once at the camp (which is nice but costs 13eur!) and after a miscommunication with Simon I ventured into town for dinner. He thought I was going to wait for them to shower and I thought he was telling me not to wait. Oops. 

I ordered the goulash, vegetarian strudel, and a kraut salad. 

Other than the rip in my bib shorts, today was the perfect ride.

Pullup challenge #1
Pullup challenge #2

Ulm to Donauwörth

I ain’t no meteorologist but there’s a storm in them there hills!

I packed up and left camp by 7:30 am to beat this afternoon’s thunderstorm. And I would have got away with it too if it wasn’t for those meddling tempeh wraps!

Feeling quite cocky, I thought I had time to break for lunch

A biblical rain crashed down when I was just 15 minutes from my destination. As the storm clouds rolled in they brought ear-splitting thunder and lightning close enough to spark concern. I crossed under an overpass by sheer luck just as the storm started. Another cyclist and I took refuge there for about 20 minutes until the storm passed. 

I was riding hard to reach my destination before the next storm clouds could catch up to me. But who did I run into in Donauwörth? None other than my friend Miguel! I gave him a ribbing over his claim the night before that he would blow past Donauwörth today then I headed straight for my dry room after we said our goodbyes. 

It feels great to take a day off from camping and to have a dry place where I don’t have to worry about lightning strikes. 

If this is Weissbier Hell then I don’t want to go to Heaven

Oh, and anyone who says France has the best-baked goods hasn’t been to Bavaria. 

Riedlingen to Ulm

Short ride today and I’m all about it. 

It stormed all night last night – lightning and everything. I felt like a bit of a moron in an open field next to a tree with my steel bicycle propped up a few feet away. But I survived. 

Back on the road

What did almost killed me though was the snoring from a tent that was over 20 meters away. One collapsed windpipe was all it took. How has evolution not taken care of snoring yet? The fact that women endure snoring like this is beyond me. (I’m sorry Abby, but if you ever start snoring like this man did we are going to have serious problems).

Anyone who says EuroVelo 6 is flat is lying

I was relieved to be woken up though. I was in the middle of an unsettling dream about my friend, Khalil, who died suddenly when we were in college. This dream stuck with me throughout today’s ride. I spent a lot of time reminiscing about some of the fun nights that Khalil, Will, Andrew, Bri, Jourdan, our other friends, and I shared in which Khalil’s antics led to crazy stories. Like that time we ran for our lives from a Papa John’s delivery driver…

Aside from the good memories, I kept coming back to just how strange it is to miss a friend who died at such a young age (19). Khalil is stuck in time in a way, yet when I think about him I often imagine he’s aged too. For me, one of the hardest things about Khalil’s death is that I don’t just miss who he was, there’s also a deep sense of loss over not getting to meet who he would have become. Anyways, it was special to have this time alone to remember and to think about my friend. 

For lack of a better transition, I’m writing this entry in my journal at a cafe where I’m stopped for a pastry, sandwich, and coffee after a wrong turn that took me a couple kilometers off route. This pastry is incredible. Shaped like a German pretzel but with a sugar glaze. 

Yum

I found a campsite in Ulm right along the river that is centrally located. You should stay here. It is 10eur and within walking distance of Ulm’s city center. It’s called Canoe Club Camping.

This rider was a little green behind the ears but seemed to be doing ok

In Ulm, there is a great hemp restaurant called Hemperium. They have hemp spaetzle, hemp beer and lots of vegan options. The dish with lentils, vegan sausage, and hemp spaetzle is delectable and filling. 

Wash it down with a couple of Hanf Lagers and now we’re talking. The hemp beer smells like fresh cannabis but tastes like a refreshing brewski. It’s a surprisingly pleasant combo. 

Ok, back to camp. There are few things better than a tasty filling meal, a good beer, and the knowledge that camp is already set up!

P.S.

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